Benny's "fuck" to message ratio is
What a squeaky clean tongue.
download the image, add some stuff to it, and reupload it! there's no style guide, except that you keep it looking (at least somewhat) like a metro map. if you really really want to replicate my style, here's some assets to play with.
there are color-coded metro "lines" for set topics. you can add to those. or not. whatever, i guess.
also, anything goes – you can add images and funny text (but no gifs because this is a huge image and loading multiple frames of it will eat up bandwidth).
if you're confused about how to make parts of the map clickable, here are some helpful links: first, a W3Schools article about how imagemaps work, and also a clickable area generator if you can't be bothered with the math. just remember to always add alt text to your areas.
no one can help you now