HELLO everyone, and welcome back to the best review show on transitTV!
Last week on SOGY EATS, we discovered the wonders of cleaning supplies- from a scrub daddy to an entire bottle of cleaning solution, it sure was a completely safe experience! But its a new week, and you know what that means!
I'm your host, sogy sr., and this weeks subject is:
Now folks, this episode will surely be an exciting one! Apples truly are something to behold- I'm sure many of you have come across an apple at least once in your lifetime! If you haven't? Hold onto your ???, because your mind is about to be blown!
Before this review begins, I have some questions from a few viewers I'd like to answer. That's right! It's
hi... big fan of the show! i've had this question for so long, how do you get the rare items you review on the show, such as the orb? big fan!
Thanks for the question, aidenisawesome! All of the items we review on the show come from different places, but mostly from fans! That's right, you, the viewer, can send in an item you want to be reviewed on the show! If you were truly a big fan, you would know that, now wouldn't you?
What's your favorite thing you've ever reviewed on the show?
Ooh, this is a tough question... Hm... I'd probably have to say the iTunes cards! They really tasted! Honestly, sometimes I have to control myself when walking past the giftcard section in the grocery story, hahaha!
hey qt ur pretty peculiar ;) hit me up sometime xoxo
Haha! Uh- hah, that's um... that's not a uh- a question, who put this... um, who put this in the question list? Eheh...
Woof, I think that's enough of
Lets get started with this review, shall we?
The apple we are reviewing today has been cut up into twelve pieces. But, dear viewer, let me tell you a secret- while answering todays questions, I actually ate three of the slices! Hehe, sorry, I just couldn't help myself!
Slices one, two and three: Delicious!
Seems like we're off to a good start with this apple! Lets go in for another slice!
Slice four: ... also delicious!
Ahh... a delicious apple indeed. I'm excited for whats to come!
Slice five: Good, but unfortunately not a wedge slice.
So unfortunate... but I won't let it ruin this apple!
Slice six: A little sour.
Slice seven: Too cold!
My mouth feels like it's been filled with... something that's cold!
Slice eight: Just not very interesting...
Sigh... I fear this apple may not be as good as I initially thought.
Slice nine: Another sour slice!
Bleh, bleh, bleh! x$
Slice ten: A pretty juicy slice, but a bit warm.
Maybe we're getting somewhere?
Slice eleven: A bland slice. Almost choked on it.
You know, I really wanted to believe this apple could be something amazing. I hoped and I prayed that I wouldn't be left disappointed, but I guess it didn't work. I don't even want to try this last slice, but I guess I have nothing else to lose.
Slice twelve: Absolutely wonderful. A big slice. So juicy.
Now... I think... I think this may be one of the most amazing things I have ever laid my tastebuds on... the flavor is just... incredible... This apple really redeemed itself in the end...
Thank you for watching this weeks episode! I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did... Remember to tune in next week for another wacky review! Who knows, maybe I'll even reveal a BIG secret I've been waiting to share for a while...