Fun Subway Fact's

1. The trains keep disobeying us and tunneling new routes . We are considering investing in a herding dog cat. Wait, are herding trains still a thing?
2. Trains
3. What. What do you mean there's a wizard at our entrance. what the fuck is a lober
4. Our trains run on baked beans.
5. The transit team works very hard to make sure our trains are the best of the best!
6. Our trains eat bigots lol
7. One day you will have to answer for your actions
8. And God might not be so merciful
9. WE ALways provide services to our lovely patrons! Say, check out our 6-star cafe!