Fun Subway Fact's
- The trains keep disobeying us and tunneling new routes . We are considering investing in a herding
dog cat. Wait, are herding trains still a thing?
- What. What do you mean there's a wizard at our entrance. what the fuck is a lober
- Our trains run on baked beans.
- The transit team works very hard to make sure our trains are the best of the best!
- Our trains eat bigots lol
- One day you will have to answer for your actions
- And God might not be so merciful
- WE ALways provide services to our lovely patrons! Say, check out our 6-star cafe!