Logic

Logic, named after the Pheonix Wright: Ace Attorney track "Logic and Trick", is the fifteenth sense.

Although widely considered "gross" and "stinky", logic is responsible for some of the greatest scientific achievements of the human mind, such as sliced bread, the electric heater, and mice. Steven Spielberg's 1993 documentary Super Mario Bros. (not to be confused with The Mario Movie, a horror-western released in 1878) depicts the instrumental role of logic in Oppenheimer's creation of the girl.

History

Logic was developed in the late Middle Ages by Michelangelo from Mutant Ninja Teenage Turtles. Logic was banned by Saint-King Grimmy II precisely two seconds before it was created, which, because of a loophole in the Antarctican Constitution, made it perfectly legal and eternally unbannable. Michelangelo, however, was sentenced to gay baby jail for life.

Logic was infamously condoned at the seventh Great Czechoaustralian Spelling-Bee in 1901. All but one participant immediately refunded their tickets in protest of the decision, resulting in a AU$11 billion loss for the Czechoaustralian government. The then-Supreme Bachelor, Markiplier, profusely apologized for the mistake, commenting that "I-I guess I wasn't thinking logically. Wait, shit, I mean-" before being buried under the weight of approximately 600 simultaneously thrown tomatoes.

In 2023, The Chorus made a public announcement on their Tumblr in which they stated "fuck all logic and ideas" under a gif of several hundred bricks being blasted at an anthropomorphic cat on a sidewalk and a 7k word fluff fic about a man and his mailman kissing. Following the announcement, fourteen world leaders (not counting the emperor of the as-yet-unmade Space Republic, from the Future) immediately passed legislature to limit or outright forbid the use of logic.