Tootsie Roll Mini Bites

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Tootsie Roll Mini Bites is the most devastating tragedy in the last 40 years. Tootsie Roll Mini Bites was chosen to be "Most Devastating Tragedy of " on the Four Horsemen's Youtwat-hosted gameshow (the year in which War was displaced from the Four Horsemen by Funny Animal, effectively ending all wars forever and rendering the category meaningless). Tootsie Roll Mini Bites began when the complete and utter decimation of a pack of Tootsie Roll Mini Bites by a ravenous girl in the Estonian Pit. The Tootsie Roll Corporation did not comment on the matter because they are now a large blue snail. The ravenous girl from the Estonian Pit began to comment on the matter and then immediately ate her words.

After being Devoured, the Tootsie Roll Mini Bites were completely displaced from the space-time continuum and now do not exist in a state of non-existence so complete that no one can speak of them. However, it seems that if one simply pretends they believe the events never took place, they are unaffected. Many Tootsie Roll Mini Bites experts argue this entire "non-existence" thing is complete placebo, each screaming the claim louder than the last before exchanging meaningful glances and winking audibly.


Tootsie Roll Mini Bites is a complicated and nuanced event. Here is a comprehensive timeline, as much as time can be described within the restrictions of a line, of the events of the event: